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Date: March 19th, 2023
Nation spoken of in post: Kalistan
Audio: instaud.io/3LwW
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Date: April 13th, 2023
Nation spoken of in post: Kalistan
Audio: instaud.io/3LCH
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Hello, you are listening to Free Radio Seleya. At the top of the hour we have a major story coming out of Kalistan. We are receiving a report that states that a major terrorist initiative has been set up to attempt and kill former landowners and those of the upper class throughout Kalistan. We can not confirm if this is government sponsored, so we shall refrain from that theory. This is an urgent message to any former landowners or upper class folks remaining in Kalistan that aren’t members of any anti-capitalism party. Leave Kalistan immediately or take shelter in any area you believe terrorists will not find you. An active plot to kill you is underway and for your safety we advise you leave the country if you can.

We are getting a special call from the Foreign Ministry who has also been informed of the plot. They stated they have immediately called the Kalistani consulate in Turtle Bay and they have been told by the consulate workers that the central government of Kalistan has been contacted. The Foreign Ministry has also stated they will accept any former landowners or upperclass person as refugees and will immediately have them transited to Keymon.

We are now getting another report. The Kalistani Foreign Ministry says they have evidence that several of the suspects were former Liberal Democratic Party or LDP members. Whilst we cannot confirm this, the Kalistani Foreign Minister has already released a press statement. Around 5 minutes ago, around one and a half hours after we started this special news bulletin, Kalistani Foreign Minister Eduardo Henrique Delgado made the following press statement which I will now read to you:
“In an attempt to patch relations with Keymon, we shared with them evidence that former LDP members were planning to kill several landowners and former upper class folk. We have, on multiple occasions, warn our interventional partners and enemies that the LDP was dangerous and it was only a matter of time before a terrorist attack by an LDP member occurred. Luckily we have delays that time, but only slightly. They will attempt to do this again and again unless we stop them! We hope that this unnecessary killing can be stopped and that the international community listens better when we speak up”.

We must now end this special news bulletin as no new announcements have been made however we have one final statement. To all those being targeted, stay safe and stay calm.

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Date: May 19th, 2023
Nation spoken of in post: Kalistan
Audio: instaud.io/3LTI
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Hello, welcome to Radio Free Seleya. Today, we are going to read aloud a firsthand account from a man who was attacked by those terrorists in Kalistan we reported on. He wrote in and said the following:h
“I used to be a relatively rich man in Kalistan. I was a landlord of two apartments. These apartments were in great shape and I charged what I felt was a fair rate. I had to work 20 years to buy those apartments and subsequently make thousands, so I charged about 10-15% of the tenents income on rent. Of course, if they fell on hard times I gave them a pass on rent for a few months till they got on there feet again. I felt like I was being fair. But I guess I wasn’t, because the government in Kaliburg told me I could only charge 5% of income. When I stated I couldn’t run and keep such a great set of apartments without a higher rate, they offered to buy the apartment at 50% market value. I told them no, and then they threatened to take my apartments under the guise of eminent domain. I still told them no. So, they tapped my phones and my personal devices. I know because I could see the same white van down the street constantly listening on my phone calls. But I remained steady and kept my apartments. But the 5% rate killed my ability to run an effective apartment. With only a third of the profits I previously had, the apartments I owned fell into disrepair as other apartments were bought up by government affiliated companies. My tenets left for the government affiliated apartments because they got loans and subsidies whilst I didn’t. I eventually just sold the buildings at a quarter of the market price just so I could have enough to feed my family. However I guess I was lucky. I was able to retire early, not being certain of my future. At least I could retire, unlike other landlords I know. I’ve been living an off-the-radar life ever since. But then, just two weeks ago, they found me. Those terrorist scumbags the government claims are LDP members. But let me tell you…they are not. They had communist armbands and were chanting about how they would kill every last landlord until we cowed down. They came to my house a few minutes before the Radio Free Seleya broadcasted warning. When they knocked on the door, I’d assumed it was my neighbors. Before I even had the door opened all the way, they pushed there way in and began to beat me up. I heard my wife and kid scream in the background as I tried to fight off these 5 men. One of them had a knife and I thought he was going to kill me and my entire. But, one of my neighbors came over and saw what was happening. He ran into his house, called the police, and came back with a knife. He said he had just called the police and that if they didn’t stop beating on me, he would kill them. So, they laughed and said something about “taking the means of living” or something. Anyways, the police came and asked me if I needed to go to the hospital. I said no because, whilst I was bruised up, I could still walk and talk fine. So he gathered me and my family and my neighbor and his family outside and said-quote on quote. I do not want you to tell the media about this. If you tell the media, then they get exposure and that’s the last thing we want them to get. End quote. I thought this was reasonable until early this week when I heard from a friend who listed to Free Seleya Radio. He told me about the broadcast and I immediately knew why the police man told me not to tell anyone. They made this out to be an attack by LDP members, but it was not. The group was communist and they attacked me because I was a landlord. The reason I must tell my story to you is because, the people of my own nation must know what happened. The people of all of Seleya must know what happened. Please tell them of my pain and suffering so that they can stand up to the people who tolerate it. Thank you. End quote.

Let it be known here folks. The Kalistani government, according to this direct and primary source, is lying about the motives of the terrorists and there political affiliation. They were not LDP members but instead fervent communists who wish to live out there demented communist dream. Let it also be known that the people of Seleya hear you, dear stranger. We hear your pleas and we shall bring this issue to the front pages of every nation’s papers and bring it to the people of Kalistan, since the government in Kaliburg refuses to acknowledge this. Remember everyone, stay safe and stay vigilant.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program. Up next is the audio to the documentary called- Kalistan, A Land Lost to Despots and Communists. We hope you’ll enjoy.

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Date: June 19th, 2023
Nation spoken of in post: Kalistan
Audio: instaud.io/3M8c
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Hello, you are listening to Free Radio Seleya. Today, we are updating you on another case of corruption in the quote on quote socialist paradise that is Kalistan. Earlier this week we received a report that stated that individuals who identified as high earners in Kalistan were fifteen times more likely to be in governmental roles than individuals who identified as high earners in Keymon. We did double check the sources the report used, many of which were governmental reports, and we found that number added up. So, why is it the case that high earners in Kalistan are more likely to be in government positions? It’s due to the monopolies the government in Kaliburg has set up. If you get real cozy with someone who’s running for a major government office, they might just give you a high end role in the company. Reminder, that this coming from a socialist nation who’s propaganda department constantly proclaims how Keymon’s poor starve in the streets. They even have to lie about a refugee that, according to government records for everyone to look at, there was never a Mr. Fredrick Hernandez in Keymon as a refugee. But, we are not here to debunk Kalistani propaganda, we are to state the facts about government corruption and the state run monopolies in Kalistan. This same report also found out that certain government officials have been making more money than they reported publicly. One major example is the Kalistani Foreign Minister Eduardo Henrique Delgado who, according to leaked tax documents, made well over 10 million rubles or around 7.5 million Keymon Pounds. Whilst he lies about being a common man, he makes millions for his, in all honesty, terrible work as a foreign minister.

That ends our daily news update. Next up is the happy little cartoon called “Meet King Joe”. We hope you’ll enjoy and remember, you’re listening to Radio Free Seleya.

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Date: August 12th, 2023
Nation spoken of in post: Seleya
Audio: instaud.io/3MoF